The power to be an idiot.

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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the power to shit out of your nose

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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the power to see the present

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to speak to toasters

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!