The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to think of food

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to have an ability.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!