- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to think oppositely

the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

The power to make your nose blink.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

The power to die at will

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

the power to die

The power to autocorrect your mom.

the power to fly in space

The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

Pointless Super Powers