The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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the ability to smell sounds

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to see through air

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The power to teleport small dogs

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to smell people's moods

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!