the ability to post here

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!