The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to jump face first

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The power to not see anything

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!