The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power of being aquaman.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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kabloooeeey!!!

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to die

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!