The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to think oppositely

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to get hard at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!