the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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the power to become translucent

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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the power to read your own mind

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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to zap people but only yourself

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the power to change people socks on command

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!