- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

the ability to smell sounds

The ability to have udders for nipples.

the power to transform into Kanye West

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

32% Levitation.

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The power to digest corn.

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The abilty to go through water.

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

Pointless Super Powers