The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The ability to see into the present.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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the power to sit

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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the power to be powerless

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the power to fail at life

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The ability to be poor for life

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!