The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!