- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

the power to control nothing

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

The power of women's rights.

the ability to fart out of your nose

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

The power to shoot glue from your penis

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

Having taste buds in your anus.

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

The power to not finish your....

Pointless Super Powers