All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to be a common person

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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boo

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power of writte with our feets.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!