The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

the power to sit

the power to be powerless

The super power to shine in daylight

The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

the power to fail at life

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

The power to fly when your in an airplane

The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

The ability to pass out at will.

The power of being aquaman.

The power to serve the Lord Dog.

The power to eat soup with a fork.

the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

The ability to be poor for life

The power to be oppressed by everything

The power to fart on a plane.

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!