the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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Nothing

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to like this power

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!