The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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the power to like charlie

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to die

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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the power to smell like ham

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!