- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to see stuff

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

the power to poop every 5 minutes

The ability to go to hell.

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

The ability to turn anything into a belt.

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to jizz mango chutney

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to see water one meter behind you.

The power to shrink your private parts.

the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

the power to hear a dog whistle

Pointless Super Powers