the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to even

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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the power to hovertate

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!