- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

power to age faster

The power to pronounce the word "rural."

The ability to look at someone and die.

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

The power to be a common person

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

Pointless Super Powers