The power to make your nose blink.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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the power to die

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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the power to fly in space

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to see via toe nails

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!