- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

The power to turn cake into pie

The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to be special just like everyone else.

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

the power to be 100% pointless

The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

the power to be Justin bieber

Pointless Super Powers