The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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being black

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to die

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!