Liam Brudenell

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to speak to toasters

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!