The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to even

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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the power to hovertate

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power of hindsight

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!