The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to not do it.

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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shit and piss at the same time

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cry acid tears

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!