the power to like charlie

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to die

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The power to not do it.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!