The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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blindness

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to be born again

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The ability to like this post

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The ability to die instantly

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the ability to die on command

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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yo mama

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!