the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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to zap people but only yourself

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to die at will

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!