- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have a V8

The power to make coma patients bark.

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to die

The power to poop whenever you want.

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

Pointless Super Powers