The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power that will grant you no power.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power of 12% levetation

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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The Power to Power

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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the power to sit

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!