the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to digest corn.

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The power of bad luck

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power to pee poop

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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hello

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!