The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!