THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to see the past.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to not have a brain!

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!