The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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swear words -jesse

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!