The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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boo

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the power to catch em' all

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to pee while standing up

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!