- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Power to instantly turn drunk

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

The power to not be funny

the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

the power to get sick

The power to make sense of Donald Trump

The power to make water expire.

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

the power to have an organsim when your a boy

The power to die and not come back to life.

The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

the power to catch em' all

The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

the power to be Justin bieber

Pointless Super Powers