The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to see the past.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!