- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

the power to misspell

The power to fly if you are eating.

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

The power to breathe oxygen.

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

The power to remove all flavour from food.

The power to die from darting too hard

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

The power to be a GOD with your imagination

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!