- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

The power to have gravity.

the power to send text messages while driving

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

The ability to die instantly

32% Levitation.

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

The power to breath Oxygen

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

the power to jizz money

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

Pointless Super Powers