The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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cry acid tears

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The power to die.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!