The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The power to not get shit dick

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lol

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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the power to change people socks on command

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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the power to write on cellophane

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!