The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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hello

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!