the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to be powerless

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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the power to eat bread

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!