The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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Invisible handwriting.

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to be super jewish

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the power to change people socks on command

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!