The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The Power to Power

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!