The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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the ability to talk to humans

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to become black!

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!