The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The ability to see through insects.

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!