- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The power of 12% levetation

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The ability to eat the red ones last

The power of laser pointer vision.

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

The power to poo without wiping.

The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

Pointless Super Powers