the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!