- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

The power to scare female plants.

The power to walk through air.

the power of mind controlling...yourself

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

The power of writte with our feets.

the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

The power to laugh in Japanese.

The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

The power to be a gamer

The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

the power to be super ugly

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

Pointless Super Powers