The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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the ability to become black.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The power to freeze ice

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!