- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The power to take a crap.

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

The ability to "Right Click" Properties

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The power to never finish your sentences because

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The power to lick your elbow.

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

Pointless Super Powers