The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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to zap people but only yourself

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!