- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

The power to create another human

The power to speak braille.

The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

The power of the most useless power and have that power.

the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

The ability to count to potato

the power to do blink every 20 years

The power to know who farted at any time.

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

The power to be invisible when singing

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

The power that turns farts into music.

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

The power to be invisible to only yourself.

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

Pointless Super Powers