to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to close your nose

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!