The power to think of pointless powers.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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the power to like charlie

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!