the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The power to control yourself

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to see oxygen.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!