the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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the ability to glow in the light.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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the power to eat bread

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!