The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!