The ability to smell colors

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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power to age faster

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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Acid tears.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!