The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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the ability to smell sounds

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to shit for 5 days

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!