anything Aquaman does

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Being able to fly in place.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to suck your own dick

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to die.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!