See through invisible people

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The ability to levitate birds

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!