The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to touch your toes

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Being a freemason

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to drown on land.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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the powre to spel

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power of bad luck

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!