The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to smell through your arse.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The ability to hear fish.

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!