The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The ability to smell colors

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to control dodos

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to see what's behind you.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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the power to not have superpowers

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!