The power to have pointless superpowers

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!