the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to waste money

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to bread toast!

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!