the power to turn retarted

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The power to see through glass walls.

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!