The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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levi Hahne is gay

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!