to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!