The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to create shit

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The power to like any show

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power drown in water

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The power to live.

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!