The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to control sloths

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!