- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

The power to count to infinity.

Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

The power to eat your own face.

the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

Having the power to stand still

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

the power to send text messages while driving

The ability to read the recaptcha images

Pointless Super Powers