The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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to make asians smart

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!