The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to blow up when you blink

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01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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To shit bricks.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!