The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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to make your bowel work backwards

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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to die when you are happy

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to chew with your tongue

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to make asians smart

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!