The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to not exercise.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to ejaculate

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to scare female plants.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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the power to become demented

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to be half invisible

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!