the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to change your emotions at will

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to write a country song

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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the power to instantly die

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!