The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to create powers

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to mind reeds

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!