The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to get hard at will.

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to die at will.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!