The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!