The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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the power to like charlie

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to punch that like button

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!