the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power of reading your own mind.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to summon earthworms

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!