The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The ability to like this post

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to see forever

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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the ability to become black.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!