- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to see through things that are invisible.

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

the power to count from A to purple

The power of self mind control

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The power to not get shit dick

The power to do nothing with your life.

The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

The power to shit out toilet paper.

the power to eat bread

The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

The power to read all these post's in less then a day

the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

Pointless Super Powers