The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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the power to fart the alphebet

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!