The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to watch tv

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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the power to kill yourself

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to close your nose

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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to die when you are happy

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!