- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

The power of writte with our feets.

The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

the power to turn into nothing.

the power to like Hilary Clinton

The power to look like yourself

The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

The Power To Fly Without control

The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

The power to be a gamer

the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

The power to drain people's phone battery

The ability to have udders for nipples.

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

the power to kiss your own ass

he power to make mistakes

The power to know who farted at any time.

The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

The ability to evolve into magickarp

The power to sleep through a dream.

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

Pointless Super Powers