The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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Being only half invisible.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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Being a freemason

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!