- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to read captchas

Power to make it rain sideways.

The power to fall up.

the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The power to be a woman

To have a permanently invisible tounge.

The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

The ability to teach someone how to blink.

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

The power to see air

The power to exhale clouds.

The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

Tits for a guy.

The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

Pointless Super Powers