The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to be dead

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to control sloths

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!