The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to eat food.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to lock open doors

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!