- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to see through insects.

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

the power to complete math exercises

The power to have a super power,

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The Ability to shit studs once a week

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

The power to Google "Google".

Acid pee

The power to communicate with applesauce.

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

The ability to be Edward Cullen

Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

The power to do reverse moonwalk

The power to volunteer as tribute.

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

Pointless Super Powers