The power to do nothing with your life.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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the power to make bubles without soap

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!