The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to eat your poop

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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Taekwondo

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to go suicide

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!