Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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the powre to spel

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to have no power.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to die early.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to have a power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!