The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to to think less

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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the ability to type slower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!