The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to control yourself

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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the power to shit liquidly

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The power to be dead

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the power to shit bricks

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the ability to talk to humans

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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Power to develop diseases.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!