To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!