The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to smell poo...

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to be yourself.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!