the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to pee poop

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!