- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

The ability to hear fish.

The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

The power to get your comment 1st

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to wake up and live through school....

The power of reading your own mind.

the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

The power to see through air.

Pointless Super Powers