the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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the power to see through glass

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The ability to clean

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The power to breathe

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power of not knowing

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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the ability to type slower.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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the power to fail

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!