The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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to die when you are happy

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to be superman with no power's

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the power to jerk off

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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Nipple Radar.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!