The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!