The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to see forever

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to like any show

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The ability to lactate air.

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the power to in power your self

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!