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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to become yourself

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to turn into random objects

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!