The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to go suicide

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to waste money

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to fall up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!