The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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to spelle caretly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!