The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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Power to develop diseases.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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to make asians smart

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Meatvision.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!