the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to die when you get scared.

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!