The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to die.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to see through air.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!