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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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Super-slowness

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the power to in power your self

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!