the power to not have super powers...

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to start time.

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to be a woman

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to be shitty

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the power of being yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!