The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to walk on two legs

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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the power of being yourself

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The ability to like this post

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!