constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to never get drunk

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!