the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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the power to fail

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to be a normal human

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!