The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to die when you die

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to live.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!