Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power to to think less

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to poke

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!