the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to read the terms of service.

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the power to move something right next to you

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to be yourself.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to shed hair

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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the power to not have a power

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!