The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power of women's rights.

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to turn into an escalator

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!