The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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the power to shit liquidly

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to only make burnt toast

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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the power to vote

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!