The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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the power to die at will

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the power to youtube poop

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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power to eat through your but

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!