The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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levi Hahne is gay

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!