the ability to make something that docent exists

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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the ability to post here

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!