The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

thumb_up thumb_down +116

The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

thumb_up thumb_down +110

The power to smell poop

thumb_up thumb_down +94

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

The power to fall up.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

thumb_up thumb_down +20

The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

The power to see at night but only black objects.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

thumb_up thumb_down +16

The ability to go poop and pee.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

The power to poo.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

the power to hear a dog whistle

thumb_up thumb_down -36

The power to see things with your eyes open

thumb_up thumb_down -76

The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

thumb_up thumb_down +165

The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

thumb_up thumb_down +153

Liam Brudenell

thumb_up thumb_down +123

The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

thumb_up thumb_down +115

The power to make anything into toilet paper.

thumb_up thumb_down +113

to be able to lift any weight of feathers

thumb_up thumb_down +107

The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

thumb_up thumb_down +99

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!