The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The ability to be in fashion.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to never stop shitting.

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Power to not have any power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!