The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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the power to beathe

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to dance really well

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the power to be in AA.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to become yourself

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to poo.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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the power to have an idea..

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to write complete sentenc

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!